Fairytale of New SERPs



It's Christmas Eve babe
On Analytics
But it shows no hits, when you ask it.
You need a better site
That uses keywords right
So that, next Christmas night
Your shoppers 'add to basket'.

You'd like to start a blog
But it's a heavy slog
You've never written much
And don't know what to do
There's no need for distress
Here's how to do it best
Just set aside your stress
And let me write it for you.

Your website is bright
And its colours are bold
But the pages are empty
And the content is old
The thing to do next
The next thing you need
Is to fill it with text
For the search bots to read.

"It's awkward, it's pricey!"
There's no reason it need be
And if you don't do it, you'll never be found
So send me a login
And outsource your blogging
I'll keep you updated for just a few pound.

The Google Panda algorithm changes day by day,
But I'll help to keep your site on the front page.

SEO, PHP
Are familiar to me
But I know that, to you
They might sound like voodoo
Avoid PPC
Instead put its fee
Into up-to-date news
And you really can't lose.

The Google Panda algorithm changes day by day,
But I'll help to keep your site on the front page.

"I'll write my blog alone."
Sure, try it on your own
I wish you all the best
In reaching page one
But when you've had your go
Then make way for the pro
Your site will be here when
The rest have all gone.

The Google Panda algorithm changes day by day,
But I'll help to keep your site on the front page.

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