A modern ballad to the perils of getting dressed on a cold winter day...
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No matter how hard I try
I can't push my feet inside
If I can't break through
There'll be no stockings for you
It's so cold, I was freezin'
That's why, there's a reason
My manual dexterity's gone
Now I've got these mittens on, oh
Do you believe in tights after gloves?
I can feel my toes inside them now
But I really don't think I can pull them up, no
Do you believe in tights after gloves?
I can feel my feet inside them now
But I really don't think I can pull them up, no
Well I know that I'll get through this
And I know I'll get them on
I'm not freezing anymore
No I'm not freezing anymore
I'm not freezing anymore
I'm not freezing anymore
Do you believe in tights after gloves?
I can feel my feet inside them now
And I'm starting to think I can pull them up, oh
Do you believe in tights after gloves?
Do you believe in tights after gloves?